Vlad the Inhaler Feminized is a true 50/50 hybrid that perfectly balances sativa and indica genetics. Created by White Label Seed Company, this strain is a cross of Chernobyl and Stoopid Fruits which bring in genetics from Jack Herer, Trainwreck (itself a complex blend of landrace indicas and sativas), Haze, and Strawberry Cough.
These plants are on the larger side with strong lateral branches, somewhat large internodal spacing, and XL yields. With a well-balanced growth pattern, Vlad the Inhaler Feminized plants are incredibly versatile and can make a good candidate for a range of advanced growing techniques.
Vlad the Inhaler Feminized cannabis seeds develop into relatively tall plants that exhibit a rather balanced growth structure. These plants tend to develop strong vertical growth from their sativa heritage as well as sturdy lateral branches from their Indica genetics. The open canopy allows for excellent light penetration and airflow.
When grown indoors, expect these plants to reach heights ranging from 110 to 160 cm while producing XL yields of 460-650 grams per square metre over their 60 to 65-day flowering period. If grown under natural sunlight, these plants can double that height to grow up to 300 cm tall and produce 560-640 grams per plant.
The buds themselves are elongated and slightly airy, with vibrant lime green tones and splashes of purple to give them an almost tropical look. As with many sativas, don’t expect a single large main cola as the buds are more spread out along the plant’s relatively long internodal spaces. Instead, growers should anticipate a larger number of somewhat dense, golfball-sized buds which will pop up at every flowering site. The amount of resin on the buds, and the strain’s minimal vegetation makes trimming a relative breeze.
Vlad the Inhaler Feminized is a rather versatile strain which can make it a good fit for many advanced growing techniques. Its longer internodal spacing and rapid growth make it a prime candidate for mainlining or a screen of green (SCROG) setup. However, the longer internodal spacing and somewhat slender branches make this strain less than ideal for lollipopping or supercropping, while its height makes a sea of green (SOG) grow nearly impossible.
During flowering, Vlad the Inhaler Feminized gives off a potent tropical scent with strong notes of citrus, pineapple, and mango. This scent can be quite strong and growers who value discretion may wish to take additional steps to combat this odour.
After they have been cured, the buds give off a vibrant bouquet of zesty lime, tropical fruit, and sweet berries, complemented by hints of diesel and sourness; you can smell this strain’s entire lineage with each sniff. The flavour is exactly what you’d expect; a burst of tropical flavours dominated by tangy citrus and mango on the inhale, with smooth and sour diesel notes coming out on the finish.
The high is equally well-balanced starting with a euphoric and uplifting head rush. As time goes on, a calming and slightly sedative body relaxation balances the experience. The high is potent but doesn’t ever become overwhelming, making this a great choice for either socialising or relaxing at home.
