Anesia Seeds proudly presents Chaos Cake Auto, the self-flowering evolution of their new, high-powered Chaos Cake strain. This autoflowering masterpiece brings the same uncompromising potency, rich flavours, and deeply satisfying effects into a faster, easier-to-grow format. As a 60% Indica-dominant hybrid, Chaos Cake Auto offers next-level strength, mouth-watering terpenes, and outstanding resin production, all packed into a compact, quick-flowering autoflower.
With an unbelievable THC content of 31%, Chaos Cake Auto isn’t just strong for an autoflower—it competes with the most potent photoperiod strains. This is a heavy-hitting Indica hybrid designed for those who crave power, relaxation, and sensory pleasure in one irresistible package.
Forget what you think you know about autoflowers—Chaos Cake Auto changes the game. This strain delivers a euphoric, body-melting high that is as intense as it is pleasurable. The effects begin with an uplifting cerebral rush, instantly boosting mood, clearing stress, and filling the mind with a sense of happiness and contentment. The mental clarity and focus are short-lived, however, as a slow-building physical relaxation starts to take over, transforming the high into an indulgent, full-body experience.
As the Indica dominance settles in, waves of warmth spread through the body, loosening muscles, melting away tension, and creating a sense of deep, unshakable comfort. The effects are sensory and immersive, heightening touch, sound, and taste, making this strain perfect for intimate experiences, music appreciation, or simply getting lost in a world of relaxation. Unlike lighter autoflowers that leave users wanting more, Chaos Cake Auto hits hard, lasts long, and delivers a full-spectrum cannabis experience that rivals even the strongest photoperiod strains.
Chaos Cake Auto is an absolute flavor bomb, boasting a decadent and complex terpene profile that makes every hit a luxurious treat. From the first inhale, juicy, ripe berries flood the palate, delivering a bold and sweet fruitiness that instantly awakens the senses. As the smoke settles, a creamy, smooth vanilla undertone emerges, wrapping the flavour in a silky, dessert-like richness.
The exhale is sweet, lingering, and incredibly satisfying, leaving a perfectly balanced fusion of fruit and vanilla that keeps you coming back for more. Every puff feels like an indulgence, reminiscent of a freshly baked berry cake topped with a layer of whipped vanilla cream. Whether smoked or vaped, Chaos Cake Auto offers a thick, flavourful, and smooth experience that makes it an instant favourite for connoisseurs.
Chaos Cake Auto isn’t just powerful in effects and flavour—it’s also an absolute showstopper in appearance. The buds are compact, dense, and dripping with resin, making them look almost sugar-coated in a thick layer of glistening trichomes. Deep green hues with occasional hints of purple are contrasted by fiery orange pistils, giving this strain a stunning, eye-catching aesthetic.
The extreme resin production makes Chaos Cake Auto a dream for concentrate enthusiasts, producing high-yielding extractions, live resin, and hash of the highest quality. Whether smoked as flower or processed into potent concentrates, this strain delivers unmatched purity and intensity in every form.
For an autoflower, Chaos Cake Auto is exceptionally high-yielding, making it a top-tier choice for both home growers and commercial cultivators. Indoors, it produces up to 500g/m², rewarding growers with thick, resin-soaked colas in just 9-10 weeks from seed to harvest. Outdoors, plants stay compact yet highly productive, yielding up to 250g per plant, making it a perfect option for discreet cultivation or small grow spaces.
One of the key advantages of Chaos Cake Auto is its resilience and adaptability. It thrives in various climates and growing conditions, handling temperature fluctuations, pests, and humidity issues with ease. Thanks to its strong genetic background, it requires minimal maintenance while still producing top-shelf buds.
For optimal results indoors, growers should provide high-intensity lighting and implement techniques like LST (low-stress training) or SCROG (Screen of Green) to maximize bud sites and increase yield potential. Light defoliation during the vegetative stage will enhance airflow and light penetration, leading to denser and more resinous buds.
Chaos Cake Auto is not just another autoflower—it’s a revolution in self-flowering cannabis genetics. With its unbelievably high THC levels, rich dessert-like flavours, and rapid life cycle, this strain destroys the outdated idea that autoflowers can’t compete with photoperiod strains. It delivers extreme potency, high-quality resin, and top-tier yields, all while maintaining the convenience of an automatic flowering cycle.
